Tres Caras

Dolphin sashimi for infants.

A terrible day for all involved. However… It is not as easy as it seems for Mr. Flipper.

I always wondered if a Kangaroo could defeat a Gorilla. Well, here is our beloved Roo kicking the shit out of a Gorilla’s face, leaving a Qantas tattoo on his cheekbone. Needless to say, this is beef and it is not over. Kangaroos might have big ass feet, but Gorillas have big ass hands and nostrils. Fucking nostril death, mate.

This horse just said “fuck it”. He is tired of skinny guys in tights with funny hats riding him.

This is why I haven’t been posting. Yay!

This man was killed via unwanted open heart surgery by a Microsoft Excel spreadsheet. Too add insult to injury, a giant paper clip was jammed into his thigh. This is what he gets for using Google Apps.

This drawing is synonymous with not giving your wife proper sex. It’s a sin.

Constipated Man struggling for Fiber against Angry Toilets. If he could simply shit himself, he would. Only The Mario Bros can save him.

Facebook Demon eating your time. He already ate your mom. She’s still waving “hi”. Yay.

Wizard getting punched in the face. It’s not Dumbledore or Gandalf, they have way too much swagger to be getting their jaw stolen by a stray Orc Fist. Stay the fuck away from Mordor if your wizard game is weak.